I’m a Gamer
March 21, 2014
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I’m actually the worst kind of gamer, the casual gamer.
On my Windows Phone, I recently installed the Microsoft Solitaire pack and naturally, I’ve been non-productive ever since. What a stupid game and why must I spend so much time on it, trying to get a “high score”?
And the scoring is the really horrible part. I mean, yeah, I can finish the game, but maybe I’ve taken too long, or I got distracted and let my timer count up too far so I don’t get crap for a time bonus. So I abandon the game. Why? Like finishing the game just isn’t enough. I have to finish and get a high score.
One of the interesting quirks I found is that if I finish a game in a decent time, I’m getting a score of something like 3000 or 4000. However, if the game is shot right off the bat and I run out of moves, I end up with a score like 190. What stupid scoring model is that? It’s bad enough you were unable to finish, but not only that, your score is so low, you don’t even want to mention it to anyone.
But anyway, I am really one of the least competitive people I know. I don’t really see a need for it. It’s just for bragging rights and what’s the point of bragging? I gave that crap up a long time ago. And yet, I challenge myself to get a better score? Is this going to get to the level where every time I see myself in a mirror I have to point and yell, “Fuck you, I’m going to kick my ass! In Solitaire.”